Jul 19

I was reading the xkcd forum thread for the “impostor” comic (rofl, one of my all time xkcd favorites. right up there with “popular culture” and “sudo make me a sandwich”, to name a few) here when somebody pointed to this website. It’s in Russian or something and I doubt that it will be in the same location for ever or that I will ever find it again, so I’m quoting it on my own blog. It’s pretty interesting. I don’t know if it’s true, but, either way, it really demonstrates the advantages brought to the table by inter-disciplinary studies. It’s a good reminder that sometimes moving beyond one’s regular comfort zone expands mental horizons and opens new doors. I have to remember to sit at a different lunch table every once in a while.

In the Graduate College dining room at Princeton everybody used to sit with his own group. I sat with the physicists, but after a bit I
thought: It would be nice to see what the rest of the world is doing, so I’ll sit for a week or two in each of the other groups.

When I sat with the philosophers I listened to them discuss very seriously a book called Process and Reality by Whitehead. They were using words in a funny way, and I couldn’t quite understand what they were saying. Now I didn’t want to interrupt them in their own conversation and keep asking them to explain something, and on the few occasions that I did, they’d try to explain it to me, but I still didn’t get it. Finally they invited me to come to their seminar.

They had a seminar that was like, a class. It had been meeting once a week to discuss a new chapter out of Process and Reality - some guy would give a report on it and then there would be a discussion. I went to this seminar promising myself to keep my mouth shut, reminding myself that I didn’t know anything about the subject, and I was going there just to watch.

What happened there was typical - so typical that it was unbelievable, but true. First of all, I sat there without saying anything, which is almost unbelievable, but also true. A student gave a report on the chapter to be studied that week. In it Whitehead kept using the words “essential object” in a particular technical way that presumably he had defined, but that I didn’t understand.

After some discussion as to what “essential object” meant, the professor leading the seminar said something meant to clarify things and drew something that looked like lightning bolts on the blackboard. “Mr. Feynman,” he said, “would you say an electron is an ‘essential object’?”

Well, now I was in trouble. I admitted that I hadn’t read the book, so I had no idea of what Whitehead meant by the phrase; I had only come to watch. “But,” I said, “I’ll try to answer the professor’s question if you will first answer a question from me, so I can have a better idea of what ‘essential object’ means.

What I had intended to do was to find out whether they thought theoretical constructs were essential objects. The electron is a theory that we use; it is so useful in understanding the way nature works that we can almost call it real. I wanted to make the idea of a theory clear by analogy. In the case of the brick, my next question was going to be, “What about the inside of the brick?” - and I would then point out that no one has ever seen the inside of a brick. Every time you break the brick, you only see the surface. That the brick has an inside is a simple theory which helps us understand things better. The theory of electrons is analogous. So I began by asking, “Is a brick an essential object?”

Then the answers came out. One man stood up and said, “A brick as an individual, specific brick. Thatis what Whitehead means by an essential object.”

Another man said, “No, it isn’t the individual brick that is an essential object; it’s the general character that all bricks have in common - their ‘brickiness’ - that is the essential object.”

Another guy got up and said, “No, it’s not in the bricks themselves. ‘Essential object’ means the idea in the mind that you get when you think of bricks.”

Another guy got up, and another, and I tell you I have never heard such ingenious different ways of looking at a brick before. And, just like it should in all stories about philosophers, it ended up in complete chaos. In all their previous discussions they hadn’t even asked themselves whether such a simple object as a brick, much less an electron, is an “essential object.”

After that I went around to the biology table at dinner time. I had always had some interest in biology, and the guys talked about very interesting things. Some of them invited me to come to a course they were going to have in cell physiology. I knew something about biology, but this was a graduate course. “Do you think I can handle it? Will the professor let me in?” I asked.

They asked the instructor, E. Newton Harvey, who had done a lot of research on light-producing bacteria. Harvey said I could join this special, advanced course provided one thing - that I would do all the work, and report on papers just like everybody else.

Before the first class meeting, the guys who had invited me to take the course wanted to show me some things under the microscope. They had some plant cells in there, and you could see some little green spots called chloroplasts (they make sugar when light shines on them) circulating around. I looked at them and then looked up: “How do they circulate? What pushes them around?” I asked.

Nobody knew. It turned out that it was not understood at that time. So right away I found out something about biology: it was very easy to find a question that was very interesting, and that nobody knew the answer to. In physics you had to go a little deeper before you could find an interesting question that people didn’t know.

When the course began, Harvey started out by drawing a great, big picture of a cell on the blackboard and labeling all the things that are in a cell. He then talked about them, and I understood most of what he said.

After the lecture, the guy who had invited me said, “Well, how did you like it?”

“Just fine,” I said. “The only part I didn’t understand was the part about lecithin. What is lecithin?”

The guy begins to explain in a monotonous voice: “All living creatures, both plant and animal, are made of little bricklike objects called ‘cells’.

“Listen,” I said, impatiently, “I know all that; otherwise I wouldn’t be in the course. What is lecithin ?”

“I don’t know.”

I had to report on papers along with everyone else, and the first one I was assigned was on the effect of pressure on cells - Harvey chose that topic for me because it had something that had to do with physics. Although I understood what I was doing, I mispronounced everything when I read my paper, and the class was always laughing hysterically when I’d talk about “blastospheres” instead of “blastomeres,” or some other such thing.

The next paper selected for me was by Adrian and Bronk. They demonstrated that nerve impulses were sharp, single-pulse phenomena. They had done experiments with cats in which they had measured voltages on nerves.

I began to read the paper. It kept talking about extensors and flexors, the gastrocnemius muscle, and so on. This and that muscle were named, but I hadn’t the foggiest idea of where they were located in relation to the nerves or to the cat. So I went to the librarian in the biology section and asked her if she could find me a map of the cat.

“A map of the cat, sir?” she asked, horrified. “You mean a zoological chart!” From then on there were rumors about some dumb biology graduate student who was looking for a “map of the cat.”

When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the cat and began to name the various muscles.

The other students in the class interrupt me: “We knowall that!”

“Oh,” I say, “you do? Then no wonder I can catch up with you so fast after you’ve had four years of biology.” They had wasted all their time memorizing stuff like that, when it could be looked up in fifteen minutes.

After the war, every summer I would go traveling by car somewhere in the United States. One year, after I was at Caltech, I thought, “This summer, instead of going to a different place, I’ll go to a different field .”

It was right after Watson and Crick’s discovery of the DNA spiral. There were some very good biologists at Caltech because Delbr?ck had his lab there, and Watson came to Caltech to give some lectures on the coding systems of DNA. I went to his lectures and to seminars in the biology department and got full of enthusiasm. It was a very exciting time in biology, and Caltech was a wonderful place to be.

I didn’t think I was up to doing actual research in biology, so for my summer visit to the field of biology I thought I would just hang around the biology lab and “wash dishes,” while I watched what they were doing. I went over to the biology lab to tell them my desire, and Bob Edgar, a young post-doc who was sort of in charge there, said he wouldn’t let me do that. He said, “You’ll have to really do some research, just like a graduate student, and we’ll give you a problem to work on.” That suited me fine.

I took a phage course, which told us how to do research with bacteriophages (a phage is a virus that contains DNA and attacks bacteria). Right away I found that I was saved a lot of trouble because I knew some physics and mathematics. I knew how atoms worked in liquids, so there was nothing mysterious about how the centrifuge worked. I knew enough statistics to understand the statistical errors in counting little spots in a dish. So while all the biology guys were trying to understand these “new” things, I could spend my time learning the biology part.

There was one useful lab technique I learned in that course which I still use today. They taught us how to hold a test tube and take its cap off with one hand (you use your middle and index fingers), while leaving the other hand free to do something else (like hold a pipette that you’re sucking cyanide up into). Now, I can hold my toothbrush in one hand, and with the other hand, hold the tube of toothpaste, twist the cap off, and put it back on.

It had been discovered that phages could have mutations which would affect their ability to attack bacteria, and we were supposed to study those mutations. There were also some phages that would have a second mutation which would reconstitute their ability to attack bacteria. Some phages which mutated back were exact ly the same as they were before. Others were not: There was a slight difference in their effect on bacteria - they would act faster or slower than normal, and the bacteria would grow slower or faster than normal. In other words, there were “back mutations, but they weren’t always perfect; sometimes the phage would recover only part of the ability it had lost.

Bob Edgar suggested that I do an experiment which would try to find out if the back mutations occurred in the same place on the DNA spiral. With great care and a lot of tedious work I was able to find three examples of back mutations which had occurred very close together - closer than anything they had ever seen so far - and which partially restored the phage’s ability to function. It was a slow job. It was sort of accidental: You had to wait around until von got a double mutation, which was very rare.

I kept trying to think of ways to make a phage mutate more often and how to detect mutations more quickly, but before I could come up with a good technique the summer was over, and I didn’t feel like continuing on that problem.

However, my sabbatical year was coming up, so I decided to work in the same biology lab but on a different subject. I worked with Matt Meselson to some extent, and then with a nice fella from England named J. D. Smith. The problem had to do with ribosomes, the “machinery” in the cell that makes protein from what we now call messenger RNA. Using radioactive substances, we demonstrated that the RNA could come out of ribosomes and could be put back in.

I did a very careful job in measuring and trying to control everything, but it took me eight months to realize that there was one step that was sloppy. In preparing the bacteria, to get the ribosomes out, in those days you ground it up with alumina in a mortar. Everything else was chemical and all under control, but you could never repeat the way you pushed the pestle around when you were grinding the bacteria. So nothing ever came of the experiment.

Then I guess I have to tell about the time I tried with Hildegarde Lamfrom to discover whether peas could use the same ribosomes as bacteria. The question was whether the ribosomes of bacteria can manufacture the proteins of humans or other organisms, She had just developed a scheme for getting the ribosomes out of peas and giving them messenger RNA so that they would make pea proteins. We realized that a very dramatic and important question was whether ribosomes from bacteria, when given the peas’ messenger RNA, would make pea protein or bacteria protein. It was to be a very dramatic and fundamental experiment.

Hildegarde said, “I’ll need a lot of ribosomes from bacteria.”

Meselson and I had extracted enormous quantities of ribosomes from E. coli for some other experiment. I said, “Hell, I’ll just give you the ribosomes we’ve got. We have plenty of them in my refrigerator at the lab.”

It would have been a fantastic and vital discovery if I had been a good biologist. But I wasn’t a good biologist. We had a good idea, a good experiment, the right equipment, but I screwed it up: I gave her infected ribosomes - the grossest possible error that you could make in an experiment like that. My ribosomes had been in the refrigerator for almost a month, and had become contaminated with some other living things. Had I prepared those ribosomes promptly over again and given them to her in a serious and careful way, with everything under control, that experiment would have worked,. and we would have been the first to demonstrate the uniformity of life: the machinery of making proteins, the ribosomes, is the same in every creature. We were there at the right place, we were doing the right things, but I was doing things as an amateur - stupid and sloppy.

You know what it reminds me of? The husband of Madame Bovary in Flaubert’s book, a dull country doctor who had some idea of how to fix club feet, and all he did was screw people up. I was similar to that unpracticed surgeon.

The other work on the phage I never wrote up - Edgar kept asking me to write it up, hut I never got around to it. That’s the trouble with not being in your own field: You don’t take it seriously.

I did write something informally on it. I sent it to Edgar, who laughed when he read it. It wasn’t in the standard form that biologists use - first, procedures, and so forth. I spent a lot of time explaining things that all the biologists knew. Edgar made a shortened version, hut I couldn’t understand it. I don’t think they ever published it. I never published it directly.

Watson thought the stuff I had done with phages was of some interest, so he invited me to go to Harvard. I gave a talk to the biology department about the double mutations which occurred so close together. I told them my guess was that one mutation made a change in the protein, such as changing the pH of an amino acid, while the other mutation made the opposite change on a different amino acid in the same protein, so that it partially balanced the first imitation - not perfectly, but enough to let the phage operate again. I thought they were two changes in the same protein, which chemically compensated each other.

That turned out not to be the case. It was found out a few years later by people who undoubtedly developed a technique for producing and detecting the mutations faster, that what happened was, the first mutation was a mutation in which an entire DNA base was missing. Now the “code” was shifted and could not be read any more. The second mutation was either one in which an extra base was put back in, or two more were taken out. Now the code could be read again. The closer the second mutation occurred to the first, the less message would he altered by the double mutation, and the more completely the phage would recover its lost abilities. The fact that there are three “letters” to code each amino acid was thus demonstrated.

While I was at Harvard that week, Watson suggested something and we did an experiment together for a few days. It was an incomplete experiment, but I learned some new lab techniques from one of the best men in the field.

But that was my big moment: I gave a seminar in the biology department of Harvard! I always do that, get into something and see how far I can go.

I learned a lot of things in biology, and I gained a lot of experience. I got better at pronouncing the words, knowing what not to include in a paper or a seminar, and detecting a weak technique in an experiment. But I love physics, and I love to go back to it.
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Dec 20
Dec 10

Johnny Chung Lee’s name has been turning up a lot in the world of tech lately for his experiments with Wii-motes. He’s turned them into Minority Report-like computers and used them to turn normal screens into touch-sensitive ones. After seeing his latest video on Engadget, I clicked through to his website and found some of his older (2004-05) experiments. Amazing! He’s the same guy who worked on the adaptive projector, which I’ve seen before.

Check it out:

I’m telling you, some time in the near future we’ll all be buying stuff like this from his developed with Apple or MS or something…

Dec 03

“If only everyone saw you the way your dog does” - from Digg

watch video

Nov 30

GW likes to take a couple people with him whenever he travels…
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…as he should be doing. He’s the PRESIDENT for crying out loud. And some people say this is excessive.

Nov 21

After I updated my MacBook to Leopard, I realized that my Logitech s530 Laser Keyboard and Mouse weren’t working. They had been fine before. After rebooting and changing the batteries, I checked Logitech.com. Scrolling down, it listed the system requirements as “Mac OSX 10.3.9 - 10.41″. Duh, I thought, the OS just came out so Logitech hasn’t updated their drivers yet. I checked the Logitech website every other day to see when they released a compatible one. Today, their website showed a new version. I downloaded and installed it, but the keyboard still didn’t work!

The USB dongle is plugged in. It’s light is on, so it’s getting power and I know the USB port is good. The keyboard and mouse both have freshvbatteries and I tried pressing their connect buttons just as the instructions said to. But it still didn’t work.

I went to http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/433/158&cl=us,en again and realized the driver had only been updated to include Mac OSX 10.5. Since Leopard came out, Apple has released system update 10.5.1. So good job, Logitech, you released an update that didn’t do anything. Thanks.

Pictures:
the USB dongle is on
but it still doesn’t work

Nov 16

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I’ve been experimenting with Googls Adsense Youtube ads (which are simply embedded Youtube videos, just like those on any webpage, but with various ads appearing next to them as they play) on an experimental, theme-switching version of this site at http://pakman20.com/test.php. I think they’re a great idea, they should certainly drive more revenue.

However, there’s something called the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C). It sets the standards of web languages such as HTML and CSS (both of which the page you are reading now uses). The W3C tells what a web developer can and can’t do with the computer language. It’s important for there to be a standard like this so that visitors to a web site using different browsers all see the same thing. This way, a webmaster can create one webpage which looks the same no matter who looks at it.

The language that the test.php page I’m talking about is written in XHTML and PHP (PHP is not exactly a W3C standard, but that’s because it’s a server-side language, not client-side and is therefore never seen by the browser. but regardless,). I work hard to make sure everything I write on that section of the site is perfectly, 100% valid by the W3C’s standards. I take pride in the fact that my (at least that part of) website displays exactly the same in any given W3C-conforming browser.
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Nov 16


without a doubt the best Guitar Hero mod ever. i would love to make one of those, but there’s no way I’d be able to mold the plastic but the translucent buttons.

Nov 16


EyelessWriter.com called Verizon Wireless 56 times and asked 2 simple questions. Out of all 56 people, only 1 actually answered both questions correctly. In fact, the reps were wrong 93% of the time. That’s a lot. I’m a Verizon Wireless customer and I’ve found them to make up numbers every once in a while, but this is ridiculous.

Actually, after thinking about this for a while it seems that the problem isn’t only that employees can be clueless, but that they were trained improperly. When the correct answer was $0.002 (2 tenths of a cent), most of the answers had a 2 and some zeros, but the decimal was in the wrong place. The reps who answered correctly said “point zero zero two dollars“. Perhaps that’s how they were trained to say it. But since the question was “how many cents” some of the reps probably messed up the decimal. I’m not trying to make excuses for them, though. 93% incorrect is absolutely horrible. Inexcusable. Horrendous. Substandard. Mediocre. Negligent. Incompetent. Yet strangely funny.

Nov 08


I didn’t make this but it’s still funny!